A New Feature

We'll call it "Just Go Away" and it will be devoted to particularly idiotic statements made by the usual suspects. We begin with Martina Navratilova, one of the greatest tennis players ever, opining on the hardships of leaving the Soviet bloc and living in America.

"The most absurd part of my escape from the unjust system is that I have exchanged one system that suppresses free opinion for another," said Navratilova, 45, who fled Czechoslovakia at the age of 18 to go to the United States.

Then leave. Please. Just go away.