Tuesday, January 14, 2003

Die Another Day

Kim Jong-il, North Korea's maximum leader, is a big movie buff. He has a huge collection at his residence and has been known to stay up half the night watching Hollywood classics like Scarface and The Godfather. My half-baked theory regarding North Korea's ridiculous behavior of late is that Kim saw "Die Another Day," the new James Bond movie, and decided that he had somehow been slandered. I think he thinks that we think he killed his father. And that the Bush Administration had this slander inserted into the movie's plot line.