Funny Joke.


A guy sees a sign in front of a house:

"TALKING DOG - FREE TO GOOD HOME"

The guy stops at the house to inquire about the dog and the owner tells him "The dog is in the backyard."

The guy goes around to the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. "You talk?" he asks the dog.

"Yep" the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this 'gift' while I was pretty young and I decided I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. And in time I found a bitch, mated, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is floored ... and says to the owner, "This dog is amazing, ...just Incredible! Why on earth are you giving him away?

The owner just shakes his head and replies "Well, for starters, he's a fucking liar."