The Promise of a Long National Nightmare

One of the reasons that Senator John Kerry can't be elected president is that he is so pompous, so boring and so self-righteous that the prospect of having him as President of the United States is simply unacceptable. We would all end up killing ourselves while watching him on TV, night after night, droning on.

Don't believe me? Read this transcript. Just try to get through it. Now imagine having to watch it.

There is no known antidote.